Mean. Drunk. Witch.

Not a totally inaccurate description of yours truly, I hate to admit. The year was 2010, I drank and partied literally, every day. My diet was McDonalds, Bud Light, and Burnette's, and I was a bitter shit show.

I broke up with my ex then felt entitled to be a huge bitch when he didn't want to get back with me. No worries, we got back together eventually. And boy did I reap what I had sowed! Nothing like living with your boyfriend, only to find out he's fucking around behind your back!

So I looked through his phone, sue me. He shouldn't have been a man whore. Don't give me a reason to look through your stuff you shady little shit head.

I'm not bitter.

Lol, anyway, back to 2010. Before all that cell phone drama, before living together, we were fresh out of our freshman year of college. I moved back in with my parents and went on a drunken rampage. Except, he was sleeping around, and I wasn't. And I was all butt hurt. Blah blah.

So I called him out. Like dude, we live in a small town, enough said.

"You're just a mean drunk witch," he messaged me via text.

I actually laughed out loud. Truuuuuuuuue.

"Thanks, I'mma use that as my twitter handle in 5 years."

Ok I didn't say that, but if I got anything out of our torturous 10 year saga (yes an actual 10 years on/off all wasted on one pos. Hey, you get together, get drunk, catch up, and...you know, woops) it was that name.

I thought it had a ring to it.

I was just remembering when I use to binge on Captain Morgan, Jack Daniels, Five O'clock (UGH), Burnette's, the liquor list goes on. I feel like that's a more college thing. I'm in my mid 20s, I can't be going to pound town with the liquor anymore, unless I feel like dying and shitting my pants for 2 days straight.

Not usually high on my agenda. People who can drink liquor straight all the time I don't know about them. Like how? How do you survive life? Is your colon still in tact? Are you a human?

Not only can I not physically handle liquor, mentally I just get fuckin' crazy.

You want to see me get weird, hand me some gin and tonics and tell me about it tomorrow.

It really sickens me where America is now. Never working together towards a healthy, empathetic and loving goal. Always working against each other for money and/or power. Where did all these selfish, rude, and racist people come from? How is there so much support for such a pompous, insensitive megalomaniac?

If we all realized that once our current physical life is over, nothing will matter except how you treated others. What drives someone to hate a certain group of people, based off the actions of a small percentage of those people? Somehow we don’t all hate white mentally ill men. Whether you believe you’re doing it for the right reason, being prejudice, racist, rude, insulting, insensitive, or hurtful is NEVER right. How can people be filled with such hate and ignorance? Hate = ignorance. We need to build each other up, not break each other down.

There's many great things about America. I love it, but there are many not so great things. I hope we are all voting for equality, peace, and empathy next fall. The world has enough sadness, war, despair.... Don't fight fire with fire. We still have much to learn.


I know I may make jokes making fun of someone, but I don't mean anything as genuinely mean. I consider myself stereotypically observant.... But these other people are assholes. They need to gtfo.


cheers
-Kladge