I had mistakenly assumed I had fulfilled my car accident quota for the next ten years. More like the next month. Watch out for the deer out there my fellow Michiganders - they are little shit fuckers. I think I hit the biggest effin hulk-deer in all Washtenaw County. Aaaaand my insurance claimed my car as totaled - so I'm just a pro at totaling cars. So if you ever need pointers, I'm your lady!
FML.
Winter brings the deer and the cold and I am over these little antlered terds running amok. Get out of the fucking road! How many thousands of deer must be hit by cars til yall learn that roads are dangerous? Stupid deer! I thought evolution was a thing! Why are the deer still retarded? Get your shit together.
And thus ends my irrational "I hate deer" rant. I used to be sad for deer being hunted this time of year.
Now I'm like kill them all.
I heard bad things happen in 3's and I'm like omg no! Stop! God or whoever is up there just stop already - give me a fucking break. If I was anxious about driving after my first accident, now I wanna poop my pants every time I get in the driver's seat. Well that's either the anxiety or the shit ton of coffee I drink every day.
Now that I am thousands of dollars in debt, I feel I'm finally learning how to not waste my money on clothes and booze all the damn time. My parents, worried about my finances, asked me if I had a drug problem.
LOL. Wut
I'm just irresponsible and drink like it's my job. And it's not a drug problem - it's a drug solution. My parent's don't know shit.
I don't know if their inquiry was 100% serious, but it gave me a good chuckle.
Maybe if I sold drugs I wouldn't be so damn broke all the time.
I can't believe I've racked up over a grand on my Cabelas credit card. That's right - Cabelas, because in my town, you're pretty much forced to have one to live here. My coworker and I chortled over the idea of every new born in my little hick town automatically getting a Cabelas card.
We love camo and guns and drinkin beer and fuck you!!
Lol idk, I can make fun of it all I want but I do love it out here. I much prefer the quiet country over the hectic city. I need all the space I can get for my drugs and gun and car accidents and you know.
I'm just winning at life.
My friend told me I had such bad luck, the only thing good in my life were my looks. I guess it's pretty accurate.
Trying to figure out if I have anything else to vent about. I feel like that's all I do on here.
My coworker just asked me about a patient, "why don't you date him? Or is he too young for you?"
I replied, "it's not so much age...but more that he has a penis. I hate everyone - I'm gonna be asexual."
She laughed but I'm almost serious. Fuck this dating shit, bring on the cats. That's right, no shame in being the crazy cat lady. Honestly think it's my calling. Cats need love too!
Whatever, I hate everything.
Cheers!
Kladge
Showing posts with label Michigan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Michigan. Show all posts
9/10/2015
"I'd rather spend money than time"
Hoping everyone had a lovely holiday weekend. Mine was definitely multi-faceted...we don't need to get into that.
I highly recommend visiting the Keweenaw Peninsula in Michigan for anyone who has never been.
Late summer is prime time - the ice cold Mother Superior is completely thaw by then (still numbingly cold, but since you're numb you can't feel it :)
Visited three new breweries on my trip this weekend; Ore Docks Brewery in Marquette Mi, Brickside Brewery in Copper Harbor Mi, and Dead Bear Brewery in Grayling Mi. (Can you tell I'm from Michigan?)
I would have to say Ore Docks was my favorite. The nice weather helped - they have a small outside seating area, which the inside seating area opened up to. I bought a stemmed beer glass for $5 with a sticker included. The only beer I tried was their Saison which was as good as I could have ever hoped. There was bar service only - I really enjoyed the atmosphere there. And it was right down the street from Marquette's actual ore docks, used in the 1800s to haul iron ore. Michigan was actually one of the highest producing states of iron ore back then.
There's your history lesson of the day.
Brickside was small yet quaint, I was recommended to try their Porter which was yummy. Not usually a dark beer drinker, but I liked it. I think they should get some more space in there! Not sure how much area they're dealing with it, but for a brewery in Copper Harbor I thought it was great.
Dead Bear Brewery opened less than a year ago (last Halloween, 2014). The bartender informed me that they have been doing very well. Another brewery has opened down town as well. They have many local beers on tap, but not many of their own at the moment. Their menu has LOTS of options (I had the salmon - it was delicious!). Over all it was a pleasant experience. They're sampler holder was pretty awesome too. And it's right across the boulevard from the cheapest gas station in Grayling - hooray!
I can't wait to write about all the breweries I go to in Grand Rapids (less than a month away)!
I've been delaying posting this because I want to add pictures, so how about I just do that later?
Ok that sounds good. Do you have any good breweries in Michigan you think are worth a visit (or definitely NOT worth a visit)? Comment on here and let me know! I love traveling to new beer :)
Cheers
Kladge
I highly recommend visiting the Keweenaw Peninsula in Michigan for anyone who has never been.
Late summer is prime time - the ice cold Mother Superior is completely thaw by then (still numbingly cold, but since you're numb you can't feel it :)
Visited three new breweries on my trip this weekend; Ore Docks Brewery in Marquette Mi, Brickside Brewery in Copper Harbor Mi, and Dead Bear Brewery in Grayling Mi. (Can you tell I'm from Michigan?)
I would have to say Ore Docks was my favorite. The nice weather helped - they have a small outside seating area, which the inside seating area opened up to. I bought a stemmed beer glass for $5 with a sticker included. The only beer I tried was their Saison which was as good as I could have ever hoped. There was bar service only - I really enjoyed the atmosphere there. And it was right down the street from Marquette's actual ore docks, used in the 1800s to haul iron ore. Michigan was actually one of the highest producing states of iron ore back then.
There's your history lesson of the day.
Brickside was small yet quaint, I was recommended to try their Porter which was yummy. Not usually a dark beer drinker, but I liked it. I think they should get some more space in there! Not sure how much area they're dealing with it, but for a brewery in Copper Harbor I thought it was great.
Dead Bear Brewery opened less than a year ago (last Halloween, 2014). The bartender informed me that they have been doing very well. Another brewery has opened down town as well. They have many local beers on tap, but not many of their own at the moment. Their menu has LOTS of options (I had the salmon - it was delicious!). Over all it was a pleasant experience. They're sampler holder was pretty awesome too. And it's right across the boulevard from the cheapest gas station in Grayling - hooray!
I can't wait to write about all the breweries I go to in Grand Rapids (less than a month away)!
I've been delaying posting this because I want to add pictures, so how about I just do that later?
Ok that sounds good. Do you have any good breweries in Michigan you think are worth a visit (or definitely NOT worth a visit)? Comment on here and let me know! I love traveling to new beer :)
Cheers
Kladge
2/10/2010
I like making people laugh. Sometimes I like making people mad.
Today today today today today is somebody's birthday. No one I know so I don't care.
It's ok for someone like me to go get four rounds of shitty food from DC1 (All you care to eat), not that I would ever get that much food, but if you're like as wide as one of the tables, you don't need that food. There are giant people here, and I just want to say that to them STOP EATING... SO MUCH.
Visi šie resni cilvēki!
I was thinking the other day... what if you went to prison for killing the wrong person? Like, you went out and killed some hoe you hated, and it turned out it wasn't the right hoe. I would be so pissed! If I'm all about spending some time (or the rest of my LIFE) in prison I'm gonna be killing people I know and hate, not some random person. I don't think I can make that kind of commitment though, that's why I'm friends with some pro hit men on Facebook. They know how to "git-r-done" (or "git-im-done", for males) if ya know what I mean.
I really don't like when people look at shows like Teen Mom and go "oh obviously that girl is a slut". You can get pregnant your first time, your last time, somewhere in the middle, even if you've never used protection before and were fine, even if you use all the protection in the world, it can happen to ANYONE! Some of them may be stupid, perhaps, but you can think you're the smartest when it comes to sex and still end up a baby mama. Don't be close-minded you pricky fucks. Thank you.
I also don't like when people think it's ok and appropriate to make a point about something after the conversation is over and everyone is sick of said conversation. Then there's that tardfuck "Well I just wanna add..." AHHH, and it's usually the dumbest point ever and they just make themselves look like an idiot. Too many annoying people in this world that I encounter, for real.
Make fun of that last runner lagging behind the rest of the group. But remember, you lazy asshole, they're still running, and you're sitting in your car.
I think it's amusing that people keep getting mad and freaking about things that... always happen. Don't understand? I have examples don't worry!
Example One: Facebook... ok people Facebook always changes their format, why are people so surprised and mad about it? It's a fucking website. You're really lame when the biggest thing that happened to you that day is that your home page online changed. Get over it, you can still do everything you could before and let everyone see and read everything you're doing all the time forever! Let's all fucking cry about it, BOOO FUCKING HOO.
Example Two: I actually got this example from a girl from my bio lab. We (or myself and people I come in contact with and people who read this blog) live in Michigan. Why is it every winter when it snows we acted like it would never happen and get all bent out of shape? Haha, I mean sure, it sucks, but I think this girl from class had a good point. Don't worry, next winter Jesus will shit snow all over us once again. It happens every winter, and will never end, so accept it, or move. (I'm still going to complain btw).
I was editing shit on my MySpace (I don't know why it's not like anyone looks at it, but still). The age only goes up to 1992 I think. I feel like all the little freshman whores displaying their cleavage or little toddler six-packs all over trailer trashSpace are obviously not mature enough to handle an online account. Basically... if MySpace says you're too young, you probably are, sorry kiddy cat.
(It's true, I joined MySpace when I was too young, and guess what, I was fucking dumb about it. Now I have a brain, it's nice). Then again, there are people like my ex-boyfriend and all his little faggot-y friends on trailer trashSpace who are... well, trailer trash, AND retarded. They're all of age, and I'm sure there are some 15-year-olds way smarter than they'll ever be. So this is definitely hard to argue.
Update on fan page obsessed people of Facebook
People joining too many pages are not the only problem: too many people are joining too many pages. I swear I have blocked 20 people from my news feed because all it is is "Ihave Nolife became a fan of I like sucking cunt and sucking at life, I have a dick sticking out of my forehead, and other 34 pages". And I think "well that explains the name!"
...
Your = possessive, like "Your face looks like something I puked up once."
You're = contraction of "you" and "are", like "You're in high school you shouldn't be getting this simple grammar rule wrong."
It's not that fucking hard. It's not hard at all actually. Come on people, 8th grade was a long time ago. A girl today commented on my friend's picture saying "Your beautiful." I talked to my friend about it.
Me: Make sure you keep your beautiful nice and safe... I hate people who get "your" and you're" wrong, it's not that fucking hard to figure out.
Her: my beautiful? and yes, i also hate that!!
Me: ------'s cmment lol (I know I spelled comment wrong, but you see here is a private conversation... difference? Yes).
Her: oh haha! yeah, that was the first thing i noticed!
Me: Hahaha
Her: but i appreciate her comment
Me: Yes I also appreciate the kindness of the grammar inept.
Her: lmfao. be nice!
My old room mate made this picture for me yesterday, proving she did not leave me because she hated me. HA!
It's ok for someone like me to go get four rounds of shitty food from DC1 (All you care to eat), not that I would ever get that much food, but if you're like as wide as one of the tables, you don't need that food. There are giant people here, and I just want to say that to them STOP EATING... SO MUCH.Visi šie resni cilvēki!
I was thinking the other day... what if you went to prison for killing the wrong person? Like, you went out and killed some hoe you hated, and it turned out it wasn't the right hoe. I would be so pissed! If I'm all about spending some time (or the rest of my LIFE) in prison I'm gonna be killing people I know and hate, not some random person. I don't think I can make that kind of commitment though, that's why I'm friends with some pro hit men on Facebook. They know how to "git-r-done" (or "git-im-done", for males) if ya know what I mean.
I really don't like when people look at shows like Teen Mom and go "oh obviously that girl is a slut". You can get pregnant your first time, your last time, somewhere in the middle, even if you've never used protection before and were fine, even if you use all the protection in the world, it can happen to ANYONE! Some of them may be stupid, perhaps, but you can think you're the smartest when it comes to sex and still end up a baby mama. Don't be close-minded you pricky fucks. Thank you.I also don't like when people think it's ok and appropriate to make a point about something after the conversation is over and everyone is sick of said conversation. Then there's that tardfuck "Well I just wanna add..." AHHH, and it's usually the dumbest point ever and they just make themselves look like an idiot. Too many annoying people in this world that I encounter, for real.
Make fun of that last runner lagging behind the rest of the group. But remember, you lazy asshole, they're still running, and you're sitting in your car.
I think it's amusing that people keep getting mad and freaking about things that... always happen. Don't understand? I have examples don't worry!
Example One: Facebook... ok people Facebook always changes their format, why are people so surprised and mad about it? It's a fucking website. You're really lame when the biggest thing that happened to you that day is that your home page online changed. Get over it, you can still do everything you could before and let everyone see and read everything you're doing all the time forever! Let's all fucking cry about it, BOOO FUCKING HOO.Example Two: I actually got this example from a girl from my bio lab. We (or myself and people I come in contact with and people who read this blog) live in Michigan. Why is it every winter when it snows we acted like it would never happen and get all bent out of shape? Haha, I mean sure, it sucks, but I think this girl from class had a good point. Don't worry, next winter Jesus will shit snow all over us once again. It happens every winter, and will never end, so accept it, or move. (I'm still going to complain btw).
I was editing shit on my MySpace (I don't know why it's not like anyone looks at it, but still). The age only goes up to 1992 I think. I feel like all the little freshman whores displaying their cleavage or little toddler six-packs all over trailer trashSpace are obviously not mature enough to handle an online account. Basically... if MySpace says you're too young, you probably are, sorry kiddy cat. (It's true, I joined MySpace when I was too young, and guess what, I was fucking dumb about it. Now I have a brain, it's nice). Then again, there are people like my ex-boyfriend and all his little faggot-y friends on trailer trashSpace who are... well, trailer trash, AND retarded. They're all of age, and I'm sure there are some 15-year-olds way smarter than they'll ever be. So this is definitely hard to argue.
Update on fan page obsessed people of Facebook
People joining too many pages are not the only problem: too many people are joining too many pages. I swear I have blocked 20 people from my news feed because all it is is "Ihave Nolife became a fan of I like sucking cunt and sucking at life, I have a dick sticking out of my forehead, and other 34 pages". And I think "well that explains the name!"
...
Your = possessive, like "Your face looks like something I puked up once."
You're = contraction of "you" and "are", like "You're in high school you shouldn't be getting this simple grammar rule wrong."
It's not that fucking hard. It's not hard at all actually. Come on people, 8th grade was a long time ago. A girl today commented on my friend's picture saying "Your beautiful." I talked to my friend about it.
Me: Make sure you keep your beautiful nice and safe... I hate people who get "your" and you're" wrong, it's not that fucking hard to figure out.
Her: my beautiful? and yes, i also hate that!!
Me: ------'s cmment lol (I know I spelled comment wrong, but you see here is a private conversation... difference? Yes).
Her: oh haha! yeah, that was the first thing i noticed!
Me: Hahaha
Her: but i appreciate her comment
Me: Yes I also appreciate the kindness of the grammar inept.
Her: lmfao. be nice!
My old room mate made this picture for me yesterday, proving she did not leave me because she hated me. HA!
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