IWell I've had an unfortunately entertaining last few weeks, thus the lack of blog posts.
I was driving home late one night in a storm, hit some pot holes on a dirt road while driving too fast, and rolled my car 2-3 and crashed in a ditch and hit some rocks. Luckily I walked away with a scratch. I could have easily died that night.
This experience has led me to re-evaluate my life, life in general, and those I keep close to me.
It isn't the easiest event for me to discuss, I beg anyone who reads this to think before driving recklessly. I obviously wasn't out on the prowl, looking to wreak havoc, but you don't need to be to do what I managed to.
Life is precious, make it worth it. And ALWAYS wear your seatbelt. Forever.
Also, Chevrolet Trailblazers are beasts of vehicles, and if you want to win a vehicle accident like I did, I have my old Trailblazer (aka hulk) to thank for my life. That car took me through the windy flat lands of Texas, through rain storms in the mountains of Colorado, and saved me in the severe Tornado producing storm I ran into in Nebraska (nearly shit my pants). That fucking car took me all over and ALWAYS kept me safe - til it's end.
Getting teary-eyed over a car, whatever, that's the end of my Eulogy for Hulk. Forever missed, loved, and appreciated xox.
I've been re-reading one of my favorite books, "Many Lives, Many Masters" by Brian Weiss. Such a great book for those struggling with the idea of life and death. It has changed me. Do we have past lives? Does our soul go on? I mean, I suppose it's a nice thought. I've had discussions with my room mates from whether the soul goes forward in time (or can we be reborn in a past life?) to our dreams being glimpses into our soul's past. The book discusses how souls travel in packs - souls we are close to now, we probably knew in our past life. Parents now could have been siblings, children, friends, or spouses in our past. Have you ever had a dream with your sibling and you knew it was them, but it didn't look like them? Or have you ever been home in your dream, but it looked different?
Also random off topic question - what makes us older, time or gravity? In asking this, I was thinking of how people can travel in space, without gravity, and not age as much as someone on earth.
WHY, I have questions I want answers dammit.
Y'all can think whatever about that, whether it's a crock of shit or not, whatevz.
So from sad, to philosophical, to a funny rant about how I really really really just fucking hate Comcast. I've worked in customer service, I'm never directly cruel to anyone that I've communicated with but my god, inept much? I have so many insults on deck when I call or emails those fuckers Alas, I refrain. They're probably making shit money to talk to a bunch of assholes all day. Their jobs suck as much as the service does.
But like come on. Nothing makes a first world person in 2015 more irate than no TV and shitty internet. I literally threw stuff the other night I was so pissed.
It's been a frustrating month. Being broke and carless for 3 weeks didn't help.
I've probably called/emailed Comcast...10 times in the past month.... Grow some fucking ears, one of your experts said I needed a new box, easy solution would have someone come hook it up? No, they send people who dk wtf they're doing, then say they'll send someone else and they don't show, then send another shitty box via snail mail that doesn't work.. Like, riddle me that. Just send someone competent or I'm gonna get a shit truck (like from Back to the Future) and drive it through their damn store front. Making me jump through hoops to get service that I should have automatically SINCE I'M PAYING THEM.
Hello.
Anyone have any review of DirecTV? Dish? I'm in the market. Because fuck this.
Fuck! Ok I'm done.
So I went to the Michigan game last weekend, and I'll be damned! 38-0?? Yeehaw! Still feeling like the Wolverines are a little too privileged with the whole Harbaugh thing, but fuck it! I'm liking this whole shut out thing, and being excited about going to games instead of dreading them. "Northwestern and their unparalleled defense." Psh, as if. Smell ya later. I am excited to be going to the Michigan / Michigan State game this weekend at the Big House. Hell fuckin yeah I'm gonna get drunk as shit and cheer the loudest! Because duh! Go blue!
I'd cheer for my own alma mater but they suck ass so....
That's it for now, planning on writing again sooner this time
xo
Kladge
