So I suck, and I think the two or three people who check this periodically know why.
Really, how much of a vagina do I have to be to not write about anything for four months. It's not that there hasn't been anything to write about, I'm just on Facebook way too damn much (just like any other young adult with a limited social life at my age).
But since I'm on there, when I have funny thoughts in my head they go on there instead. I also need a better way of writing down all my blog ideas.
I used to write them on a pad of paper... but who actually takes time to write stuff down anymore? hahahaha!!! Lame!
Anyway, I did have a couple funny conversations saved in my phone that I had with my parents.
So my parents and I were sitting and chatting in their living room. How heart-felt.
My Dad all of a sudden had the most giant brain fart ever. He was talking about something then just sitting there looking at my mom and I?
"What's wrong with you?" said my mom.
"What the hell? Are you having an acid flashback?" I said.
My mom laughed... my dad continued his brain fart, but was not amused.
A few days before Easter (gahhh I know so long ago I have been kind of busy and uninspired, sue me) my parents and I went to a chinese place to eat (nom nom). My mom couldn't find anything she wanted, and she decided she wanted french fries (like, really? Why didn't you just stop at McDonalds on the way here, get your McAmerican Dream meal, called obesity. God bless America.)
The server was there taking our order.
"Would you eat some fries if I got some?" my mom asked my dad.
"Well, I kind of gave it up for lent...." said my dad.
"Yeah, that and crystal meth," I blurted out.
Sometimes my funny thoughts come out and... they don't give a f*ck
I got a job.
That's exciting. Finally become poor enough that lazy wasn't an option anymore.
I also moved. Also exciting.
Ummm I am...done writing for now.
