It's ok for someone like me to go get four rounds of shitty food from DC1 (All you care to eat), not that I would ever get that much food, but if you're like as wide as one of the tables, you don't need that food. There are giant people here, and I just want to say that to them STOP EATING... SO MUCH.Visi šie resni cilvēki!
I was thinking the other day... what if you went to prison for killing the wrong person? Like, you went out and killed some hoe you hated, and it turned out it wasn't the right hoe. I would be so pissed! If I'm all about spending some time (or the rest of my LIFE) in prison I'm gonna be killing people I know and hate, not some random person. I don't think I can make that kind of commitment though, that's why I'm friends with some pro hit men on Facebook. They know how to "git-r-done" (or "git-im-done", for males) if ya know what I mean.
I really don't like when people look at shows like Teen Mom and go "oh obviously that girl is a slut". You can get pregnant your first time, your last time, somewhere in the middle, even if you've never used protection before and were fine, even if you use all the protection in the world, it can happen to ANYONE! Some of them may be stupid, perhaps, but you can think you're the smartest when it comes to sex and still end up a baby mama. Don't be close-minded you pricky fucks. Thank you.I also don't like when people think it's ok and appropriate to make a point about something after the conversation is over and everyone is sick of said conversation. Then there's that tardfuck "Well I just wanna add..." AHHH, and it's usually the dumbest point ever and they just make themselves look like an idiot. Too many annoying people in this world that I encounter, for real.
Make fun of that last runner lagging behind the rest of the group. But remember, you lazy asshole, they're still running, and you're sitting in your car.
I think it's amusing that people keep getting mad and freaking about things that... always happen. Don't understand? I have examples don't worry!
Example One: Facebook... ok people Facebook always changes their format, why are people so surprised and mad about it? It's a fucking website. You're really lame when the biggest thing that happened to you that day is that your home page online changed. Get over it, you can still do everything you could before and let everyone see and read everything you're doing all the time forever! Let's all fucking cry about it, BOOO FUCKING HOO.Example Two: I actually got this example from a girl from my bio lab. We (or myself and people I come in contact with and people who read this blog) live in Michigan. Why is it every winter when it snows we acted like it would never happen and get all bent out of shape? Haha, I mean sure, it sucks, but I think this girl from class had a good point. Don't worry, next winter Jesus will shit snow all over us once again. It happens every winter, and will never end, so accept it, or move. (I'm still going to complain btw).
I was editing shit on my MySpace (I don't know why it's not like anyone looks at it, but still). The age only goes up to 1992 I think. I feel like all the little freshman whores displaying their cleavage or little toddler six-packs all over trailer trashSpace are obviously not mature enough to handle an online account. Basically... if MySpace says you're too young, you probably are, sorry kiddy cat. (It's true, I joined MySpace when I was too young, and guess what, I was fucking dumb about it. Now I have a brain, it's nice). Then again, there are people like my ex-boyfriend and all his little faggot-y friends on trailer trashSpace who are... well, trailer trash, AND retarded. They're all of age, and I'm sure there are some 15-year-olds way smarter than they'll ever be. So this is definitely hard to argue.
Update on fan page obsessed people of Facebook
People joining too many pages are not the only problem: too many people are joining too many pages. I swear I have blocked 20 people from my news feed because all it is is "Ihave Nolife became a fan of I like sucking cunt and sucking at life, I have a dick sticking out of my forehead, and other 34 pages". And I think "well that explains the name!"
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Your = possessive, like "Your face looks like something I puked up once."
You're = contraction of "you" and "are", like "You're in high school you shouldn't be getting this simple grammar rule wrong."
It's not that fucking hard. It's not hard at all actually. Come on people, 8th grade was a long time ago. A girl today commented on my friend's picture saying "Your beautiful." I talked to my friend about it.
Me: Make sure you keep your beautiful nice and safe... I hate people who get "your" and you're" wrong, it's not that fucking hard to figure out.
Her: my beautiful? and yes, i also hate that!!
Me: ------'s cmment lol (I know I spelled comment wrong, but you see here is a private conversation... difference? Yes).
Her: oh haha! yeah, that was the first thing i noticed!
Me: Hahaha
Her: but i appreciate her comment
Me: Yes I also appreciate the kindness of the grammar inept.
Her: lmfao. be nice!
My old room mate made this picture for me yesterday, proving she did not leave me because she hated me. HA!
