1/24/2012

Dumb people in their cars

I really like it when people pull out in front of you like they're in some sort of mother f*ckin hurry then drive below the speed limit.
Like, oh really?
Was it absolutely necessary to pull out like a bat out of hell, in front of me, to drive like a f*cking boner?
I'm this close to rear-ending you, out of spite.
Don't be a twat, gramps, and just wait. You are obviously not in a HURRY to get anywhere!
By the way, when it says 45 mph ENDS, it means it's freaking ended! It's not 40, it never was, stop being in my way. Go 55.

I hope you felt like a moron.